What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 16:34

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Can you tell me a depressing story?
-”Ah so!”
-All the bad guys are black.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
How did my ex move on very fast?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Octopussy
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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Diamonds Are Forever
Live and Let Die
-”She is very sexyful!”
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
A View to a Kill
Moonraker
The Man with the Golden Gun
From Russia With Love
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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Dr No
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Have you ever been physically attacked by a demon?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-J W Pepper
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Goldfinger
You Only Live Twice
Have you ever been forced to undress for money just once?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.